What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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