I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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