My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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