I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
splinters make it hard to masturbate
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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