I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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