i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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