i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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