Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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