She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Do plants get herpes?
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