i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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