Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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