Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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