You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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