I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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