If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Are we still banned from the library?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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