Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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