Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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