College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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