TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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