I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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