You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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