yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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