Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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