when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
