do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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