so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
please don't ironically join a cult
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