CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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