I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
she told me i tasted like america
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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