He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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