he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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