Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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