Tell her she can't have a vagina
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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