I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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