we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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