They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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