Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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