its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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