youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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