Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
