This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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