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is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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