did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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