so let's talk penis.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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