So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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