that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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