"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
