Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize