Sponge bath it is.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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