I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize