I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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