dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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