We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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