ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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