Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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