What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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